December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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mishaps that can only happen on foreign vacation:
look at how I cut the shit out of myself on the damn TOWEL HEATER
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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tonight a dude invited us (mostly my mom) to a place “SANS TABU” it’s only 10 minutes away! also he lives only 10 minutes away? here is the sentence I spent forever crafting (it is probably still wrong): Qu’est qu’on fait quand un homme se romancer ta mere pour deux heures?
Dec 24th
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feelings, chicago, my brain, etc
ellenbee: a thing about me is i am always thinking about The Future, especially when i was in grad school forever i would get fixated on where i would be/what i’d be doing “one year from now” or whatever. the holidays are really great benchmarks for crazy people like me who are often too past and future-obsessed to take advantage of how much things fucking rule right now in the moment. it’s...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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you know you’re an adult when you’re traveling with at least 7 different bottles of pills
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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I am going to Paris tomorrow
and NOT Germany, but that is not stopping me from having some Cabaret-related fantasies.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Family “drop in holiday party” starts now (holla at some day wine) and the only outfits I want to wear are the sluttiest ones. Relatedly or unrelatedly, living at home is giving me A Complex.
Dec 18th
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“I’d like to work in a museum. It sounds interesting. Like being a vet...”
– my INSANE insane coworker 
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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I have been in my “home” so infrequently in December that I just forgot which one is my underwear drawer.
Dec 17th
I am on a Romantic Getaway (!) at a South Carolina Beach (huh?) and I am going to eat some Chicken Pie that some Moravians made and drink a Bottle of Wine. :)
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GOUT
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
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“Perhaps I am no one. True, I have a body and I cannot escape from it. I would...”
– Anne Sexton (via mirroir)
Dec 10th
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“I’m witch woman high on tobacco and holy water.”
– Sandra Cisneros, “Night Madness Poem”, Loose Woman (via fuckyeahfeministartandliterature)
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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"Do you need a tiss-ew?"
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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satisfying outfit consultation
Me:  I’m not sure I can pull off this giant piece of drapey fabric look. BF:  …..you look a little like Georgia O’Keefe. Me:  :D
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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