I have some questions for the copy editor at Roadside America
jello-y is how my soul feels every time I remember that I never have to go back to my restaurant job again
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Fruity Fresh…
VICE WRITERS
Music Reviews
Rating: X(((((((
Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.
I remember a brief (brief!) time in my life where I was young and naive and thought that vice was kind of OK. I think I had an underdeveloped sense of rage at that point.
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With King Tuff’s new record loose upon the world, there’s no better time to catch up on this interview between Tuffy and his bestie, Hunx, from our last Hardly Art zine.
I love both these dudes and this interview is adorable and funny and worth reading!
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final important new card. I guess it is time I revived the etsy since I have a stack of 15 of these sitting around doin nothing (and now that I think I can afford the $2/month).
looking forward to spending $800 on new tires today :D :D :D
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